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1/3 lemon juice w warm water – dispels gas in the tummy.
1 mug warm water

sultana biscuit x 2
jap cracker 1 pkt

1/2 pack rice
veggies, fish, tofu
2 slices papaya

1 cup 3-in-1 coffee.
1 banana

some vegetables i think. salad perhaps. maybe some eggs. yummay. nothing heavy.
and another 2 litres of water.

Went to the docs today to get some meds for the constipation. It’s been about 4 weeks now. Evacuation is still negligible. got 3 types of goodies from her. she also said that i should be about 2kg heavier. i corrected her. i’m about 3kg heavier. 3kg worth of fecal matter stuck in my colon.
If the meds don’t work, then she will call for desperate measures. next step will be taking the medicine usually given to patients to clear their tummies just before a scope. if all else fails, then it will be manual evacuation.

eew. gross. both of us cringed at the thought of it. no way do i want someone sticking something up my arse.

ok. TMI. sorry.

the search for a cure to constipation has taken over my life.

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  1. Belly
    September 4, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Wow. You’re seriously full of shit. 3kg is a hella lot of poo man. I hope you manage to get it out soon.
    Water, fruits, veg, chewy ricola (apparently if you a whole box in a sitting, it’s a laxative). Lemme go see what else you can eat and get back to you 😀

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